it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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