4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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