I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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