According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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