Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
