i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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