last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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