Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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