I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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