this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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