And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
