Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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