I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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