ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I need moral support for this bender
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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