are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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