Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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