Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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