I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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