So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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