whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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