Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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