so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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