And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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