K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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