Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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