even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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