I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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