singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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