tell your sister to shave her snatch
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Randomize