Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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