Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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