Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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