I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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