they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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