it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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