If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's blow job season.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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