ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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