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what?
penguin condom
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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