Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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