oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
as a side note pls kill me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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