You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude i'm inner monologue high
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
BRING THE BAGELS
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
