belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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