Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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