So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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