Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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