His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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