Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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