Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Pooping to opera.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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