Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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