If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.