thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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