The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Shame is for Republicans.
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