Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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