We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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