oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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