love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yo dont text me then not text me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
