you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Randomize
