Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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